Title: First Times: Snape 5, The First Time Ever I…
Logic dictates there must a first time for every experience. Knowing that doesn't necessarily make it any easier to get through. Severus and Spock each try 5 times. Hermione and Uhura help. (Not in the same fics, obvs,'cause I don't do crossovers.) Lightly humorous responses to an impromptu challenge inspired by an anti-First Times rant.
Pairing: Severus Snape/Hermione Granger
Fandom: Harry Potter

Disclaimer: No one and nothing you recognise belong to me. All Harry Potter characters and concepts belong JK Rowling.

By the time he was finished, Hermione’s laughter had long since been exchanged for shallow breathing. )


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Title: First Times: Spock 4, Rite of First Refusal
Logic dictates there must a first time for every experience. Knowing that doesn't necessarily make it any easier to get through. Severus and Spock each try 5 times. Hermione and Uhura help. (Not in the same fics, obvs,'cause I don't do crossovers.) Lightly humorous responses to an impromptu challenge inspired by an anti-First Times rant.
Pairing: Spock/Uhura
Fandom: Star Trek 2009

“Will you deny me my right and duty to please you, Nyota?” )


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Title: First Times: Snape 4, First Impression
Logic dictates there must a first time for every experience. Knowing that doesn't necessarily make it any easier to get through. Severus and Spock each try 5 times. Hermione and Uhura help. (Not in the same fics, obvs,'cause I don't do crossovers.) Lightly humorous responses to an impromptu challenge inspired by an anti-First Times rant.
Pairing: Severus Snape/Hermione Granger
Fandom: Harry Potter

Disclaimer: No one and nothing you recognise belong to me. All Harry Potter characters and concepts belong JK Rowling.

One finger crept slowly, inexorably slithering, toward the moist slit bisecting the neatly trimmed thatch. )


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Title: First Times: Spock 3, The First Temptation of Spock
Logic dictates there must a first time for every experience. Knowing that doesn't necessarily make it any easier to get through. Severus and Spock each try 5 times. Hermione and Uhura help. (Not in the same fics, obvs,'cause I don't do crossovers.) Lightly humorous responses to an impromptu challenge inspired by an anti-First Times rant.
Pairing: Spock/Uhura
Fandom: Star Trek 2009

“We both did. I hope you can live with that.” )


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Title: First Times: Snape 3, You Never Forget Your First Time
Logic dictates there must a first time for every experience. Knowing that doesn't necessarily make it any easier to get through. Severus and Spock each try 5 times. Hermione and Uhura help. (Not in the same fics, obvs,'cause I don't do crossovers.) Lightly humorous responses to an impromptu challenge inspired by an anti-First Times rant.
Pairing: Severus Snape/Hermione Granger
Fandom: Harry Potter

Disclaimer: No one and nothing you recognise belong to me. All Harry Potter characters and concepts belong JK Rowling.

“And by the time I could afford to pay for it, I was too often otherwise occupied.” )


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Title: First Times: Spock 2, If At First You Don't Succeed
Logic dictates there must a first time for every experience. Knowing that doesn't necessarily make it any easier to get through. Severus and Spock each try 5 times. Hermione and Uhura help. (Not in the same fics, obvs,'cause I don't do crossovers.) Lightly humorous responses to an impromptu challenge inspired by an anti-First Times rant.
Pairing: Spock/Uhura
Fandom: Star Trek 2009

“This happens more often than you think,” she told him. )


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Title: First Times: Snape 2, If At First You Don't Succeed
Logic dictates there must a first time for every experience. Knowing that doesn't necessarily make it any easier to get through. Severus and Spock each try 5 times. Hermione and Uhura help. (Not in the same fics, obvs,'cause I don't do crossovers.) Lightly humorous responses to an impromptu challenge inspired by an anti-First Times rant.
Pairing: Severus Snape/Hermione Granger
Fandom: Harry Potter

Disclaimer: No one and nothing you recognise belong to me. All Harry Potter characters and concepts belong JK Rowling.

It was easier when he had someone else to blame; he admitted that quite freely. )


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Title: First Times: Spock 1, A First Among Firsts
Logic dictates there must a first time for every experience. Knowing that doesn't necessarily make it any easier to get through. Severus and Spock each try 5 times. Hermione and Uhura help. (Not in the same fics, obvs,'cause I don't do crossovers.) Lightly humorous responses to an impromptu challenge inspired by an anti-First Times rant.
Pairing: Spock/Uhura
Fandom: Star Trek 2009

“Seventeen is too old not to have at least tried it, Spock!” )


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Title: First Times: Snape 1, A First Among Firsts
Logic dictates there must a first time for every experience. Knowing that doesn't necessarily make it any easier to get through. Severus and Spock each try 5 times. Hermione and Uhura help. (Not in the same fics, obvs,'cause I don't do crossovers.) Lightly humorous responses to an impromptu challenge inspired by an anti-First Times rant.
Pairing: Severus Snape/Hermione Granger
Fandom: Harry Potter

Disclaimer: No one and nothing you recognise belong to me. All Harry Potter characters and concepts belong JK Rowling.

Forty years old was a bit late to try it for the first time; Severus knew that. )

Title: The Pie: The Best Laid Plans
Characters: Spock, Uhura, Kirk, Chekov, Scotty, McCoy, Chapel,
Fandom: TOS
Genre: Total crack.
Summary: Spock likes pie.
A/N: Disclaimer: I don't own anything Star Trek-related. Not even a T-shirt.

Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] aphrodite319, [livejournal.com profile] aquasoulsis for listening to on-the-spot rewrites, over and over and over, without telling me to shut the hell up. And purrs to [livejournal.com profile] spocklikescats for catching those missing words I'm usually known for missing.

( Read Chapter 1 )
( Read Chapter 2 )
( Read Chapter 3 )
Read Chapter 4 )
Title: The Pie: An Unrefusable Offer
Characters: Spock, Chekov, Scotty, Uhura
Fandom: TOS
Genre: Total crack.
Summary: Spock likes pie.

( Read Chapter 1 )
( Read Chapter 2 )
Read Chapter 3 )
Title: The Pie: Just the Facts, Ma'am
Characters: Spock, Chekov, Scotty, Uhura
Fandom: TOS
Genre: Total crack.
Summary: Spock likes pie.

( Read Chapter 1 )
Read Chapter 2 )
Title: The Pie: Eyes Wide Open
Characters: Spock, Chekov, Scotty, Uhura
Fandom: TOS
Genre: Total crack.
Summary: Spock likes pie.

Read: Chapter 1 )
Title: Playing With Toys, Part XII: Mate
Author: TeaOli
Characters/Pairings: Gaila, Uhura/Spock
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: sexiertimes
Summary: After playing with their toys, Uhura and Spock finish the game.
Author's Note: Oops! Didn't relaize I never posted the final two chapters here.

Read Part I: The Toy
Read Part II: Come Out and Play
Read Part III: You Got Played!
Read Part IV: Now, Play Fair!
Read Part V: Turnabout is Fair Play!
Read Part VI: Playing With Toys
Read Part VII: Don't Play With Me
Read Part VIII: Playing Games
Read Part IX: Nicely Played
Read Part X: Playing For Keeps
Read Part XI: End Game

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Or Go Directly to Mate )
Title: Playing With Toys, Part XI: End Game
Author: TeaOli
Characters/Pairings: Gaila, Uhura/Spock
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: sexytimes
Summary: After playing with their toys, Uhura and Spock finish the game.
Author's Note: Oops! Didn't relaize I never posted the final two chapters here.

Read Part I: The Toy
Read Part II: Come Out and Play
Read Part III: You Got Played!
Read Part IV: Now, Play Fair!
Read Part V: Turnabout is Fair Play!
Read Part VI: Playing With Toys
Read Part VII: Don't Play With Me
Read Part VIII: Playing Games
Read Part IX: Nicely Played
Read Part X: Playing For Keeps

__________________________________________________



Or Go Directly to End Game )
Title: Don’t Lose Your Compass: Spruced Up And Looking In Her Prime!
Author: TeaOli
Characters/Pairings: Spock/Uhura, McCoy, Kirk, Enterprise crew, Sarek, OCs
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Lots of silliness and OOC behavior, set to songs and lyrics from My Fair Lady.
Summary: M’Umbha wants to give her daughter the wedding of her dreams. Too bad Lt. Uhura is too engaged in her latest project to pay much attention to her wedding. Spock steps up to fill her shoes.
A/N: Finally posting this on lj because [livejournal.com profile] philotic_net (that genius girl!) drew some wonderful pics for this fic! (Which will be posted soon.)

( Chapter One )
( Chapter Two )

Chapter Three )
Title: Don’t Lose Your Compass: Kick Up A Rumpass
Author: TeaOli
Characters/Pairings: Spock/Uhura, McCoy, Kirk, Enterprise crew, Sarek, OCs
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Lots of silliness and OOC behavior, set to songs and lyrics from My Fair Lady.
Summary: M’Umbha wants to give her daughter the wedding of her dreams. Too bad Lt. Uhura is too engaged in her latest project to pay much attention to her wedding. Spock steps up to fill her shoes.
A/N: Finally posting this on lj because [livejournal.com profile] philotic_net (that genius girl!) drew some wonderful pics for this fic! (Which will be posted soon.)
( Chapter One )
Chapter Two )
Title: Don’t Lose Your Compass: Don’t Lose Your Compass
Author: TeaOli
Characters/Pairings: Spock/Uhura, McCoy, Kirk, Enterprise crew, Sarek, OCs
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Lots of silliness and OOC behavior, set to songs and lyrics from My Fair Lady.
Summary: M’Umbha wants to give her daughter the wedding of her dreams. Too bad Lt. Uhura is too engaged in her latest project to pay much attention to her wedding. Spock steps up to fill her shoes.
A/N: Finally posting this on lj because [livejournal.com profile] philotic_net (that genius girl!) drew some wonderful pics for this fic! (Which will be posted soon.)

Chapter One )
Title: Playing With Toys, Part X: Playing For Keeps
Author: TeaOli
Characters/Pairings: Gaila, Uhura/Spock
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: almost-innocently naked Spock
Summary: Uhura confides Gaila.
Author's Note: Very long when compared to the last two chapters.

Read Part I: The Toy
Read Part II: Come Out and Play
Read Part III: You Got Played!
Read Part IV: Now, Play Fair!
Read Part V: Turnabout is Fair Play!
Read Part VI: Playing With Toys
Read Part VII: Don't Play With Me
Read Part VIII: Playing Games
Read Part IX: Nicely Played

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Or Go Directly to Playing For Keeps )
Title: Playing With Toys, Part IX: Nicely Played
Author: TeaOli
Characters/Pairings: Gaila, Uhura/Spock
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: none
Summary: Uhura argues for not waiting.
Author's Note: Another short. And I guess I lied last time, 'cause there will be at least one more chapter. And Gaila isn't in this one.
Read Part I: The Toy
Read Part II: Come Out and Play
Read Part III: You Got Played!
Read Part IV: Now, Play Fair!
Read Part V: Turnabout is Fair Play!
Read Part VI: Playing With Toys
Read Part VII: Don't Play With Me
Read Part VIII: Playing Games

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Or Go Directly to Nicley Played )

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